Nay, rhyming poetry is hard to edit,

It’s too flamboyant, and we are candid.

Ready? We shall format our prose,

Make it look like another form,

leave periods

and capitalize everything.

Sensational! New! Fresh!

Let’s rip into poets’ flesh!

Someone has to be responsible for our nobility.

Your words may be pure trash,

But do not despair, for they will

be considered art, still.