Nay, rhyming poetry is hard to edit,
It’s too flamboyant, and we are candid.
Ready? We shall format our prose,
Make it look like another form,
and capitalize everything.
Sensational! New! Fresh!
Let’s rip into poets’ flesh!
Someone has to be responsible for our nobility.
Your words may be pure trash,
But do not despair, for they will
be considered art, still.