Try small black boots with a heel
They will make your personality seem bigger
If people don’t immediately kneel
At first request: pull the trigger.
But be careful. You don’t want anyone
To be triggered, though.
You want them malleable, like pastry dough,
Eager to be thrown in the oven.
Legions of flaming monsters
Wanting to break through their crust
Movie trailers full of porn stars
Wanting to win your trust.
What exactly are they expecting?
Love and friendship, and mawkish quotes?
If you constantly keep neglecting
From the fourth movement
Of a non-existent cello concerto,
Just because they are small?
Shorter than halves slurred with quarters
Slurred with two reprise dots and a wall.
The one we were supposed to build
Between eagles and Mexico
Vigorously rubbing away our guilt
Before the entire world.
I would personally design attire
That highlights good things and hides
What complete dickheads we are
For seemingly picking sides
While setting the Earth on fire.